So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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