i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
I'm really busy with my period
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