I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Randomize
