She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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