Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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