I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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