Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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