i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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