Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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