The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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