why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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