Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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