DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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