You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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