ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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