i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
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