Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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