I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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