no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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