what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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