Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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