i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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