margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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