no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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