Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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