that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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