At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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