They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Still dying that you shit outside
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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