Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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