we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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