Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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