i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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