He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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