I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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