at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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