He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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