Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Randomize
