Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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