I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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