Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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