he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
