I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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