That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
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