Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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