Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
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