did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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