He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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