sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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