no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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