I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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