I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Randomize
