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I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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