they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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